So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Why is there bacon in the couch?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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