guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
