and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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