he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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