she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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