4 words: hood of his car
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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