I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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