Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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