I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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