Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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