I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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