I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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