I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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