Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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