the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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