I feel great
I just peed on a car
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
