In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
