There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've blown a few things in my day
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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