It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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