How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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