they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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