would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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