is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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