Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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