It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
