His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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