I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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