So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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