i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
im calling her cock vulture from now on
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
