Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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