So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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