first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It's like God shit irony all over that family
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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