I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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