and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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