I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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