last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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