I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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