Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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