Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
