I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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