she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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