normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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