TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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