Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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