girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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