More tranny stories later!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize