we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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