Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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