We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
