Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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