Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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