how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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