omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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