everyone is single if you try hard enough
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Randomize
