was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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