dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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