I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just googled if crying burns calories
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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