he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i think im in europe. pls send help
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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